May 2013
78 posts
theslowestdrawfag:
do you ever just
adamflayman:
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
macaronrainbow:
tatermo:
I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
Cannot… unsee…
egbuns:
OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE
IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT
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paucis verbis: I watched Wreck-It Ralph the other... →
purkinjeglia:
I watched Wreck-It Ralph the other day as a way to procrastinate, and also because I was intrigued; I’ve heard a lot about it (especially on Tumblr, haha) and it looked pretty good so I gave it a go.
In general I enjoyed the film. I’d give it a good 7/10. But there was one thing that has been on…
Disagree hugely on the ‘Turbo is a one note villain’ thing. Not...
Ask Reset Turbo: I want to point out something... →
cy-kingturbo:
As a Turbo RPer I like to look around the fandom and see the different ways he’s portrayed, things I like and interpret in my RP version, things I don’t want to have, ways he has and hasn’t been played, you know, things to help make my version of the character more unique. …
Also his head is smaller/thinner and he has larger/rounder eyes. \o/
lizthefangirl:
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT
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Oh no. Now I need to pick a name.
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when i say otp i dont actually mean “one true pairing” because having only one would be terrible
what i actually mean is i sail this ship so hard that my feelings will make the boat change form into a rocket ship and i will pierce through the atmosphere with how much i want these two to be doki doki
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me fighting shiva sisters: *calmly blocks* this is easy
me fighting odin: IF YOU K.O HOPE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
me fighting brynhildr: why the fuck does this thing exist
me fighting bahamut: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. YOU SON OF A FUCK. FUCK YOU, BITCH. DAMMIT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. STOP IT. BITCH LET ME FUCKING HEAL. YOU FUCKING WHORE. STOP. -THROWS CONTROLLER.- I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME, UGH
me fighting alexander: KNOCK ME IN THE AIR ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
me fighting hecatoncheir: what a fuckin' dipshit
fyeahnix:
Oh great, another fanfic idea. I better crank this one out before I lose interest and it ends up in my mental pile of “1001 incomplete story ideas.”
gustybv:
angellust155:
xmits:
swiggity-swag:
spaceyfrancophile:
Well this just put a big smile on my face 8)
same
gotta lvoe tpyos
Too perfect! <3
YEEES
I don’t even watch the show or use Facebook and it’s still funny. xD
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
iamtonysexual:
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
lissyfishy:
OKAY I JUST HAD A FRICKING REVELATION
IN WRECK IT RALPH, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY ANY GAME DESIGNER WOULD MAKE THEIR MAIN HERO LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL. LIKE WHY DOES TURBO LOOK EVIL IF HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD GUY IN TURBO TIME? CUZ HE’S A SPEED DEMON
DADUM! TSH!
Upper Stories: I’m not saying that the plot would... →
farareusis:
wyrmy:
farareusis:
upperstories:
I’m not saying that the plot would be broken. I’m saying that the moral would be broken.
But let’s just say that Felix DID fix Vanellope. He had three big chances to, when he first met her and fixed her kart, and when he was with her on the bridge, both before ad after Ralph left for…
That’s what I mean, though. “Felix shouldn’t fix her...
Upper Stories: I’m not saying that the plot would... →
farareusis:
upperstories:
I’m not saying that the plot would be broken. I’m saying that the moral would be broken.
But let’s just say that Felix DID fix Vanellope. He had three big chances to, when he first met her and fixed her kart, and when he was with her on the bridge, both before ad after Ralph left for…
That’s what I mean, though. “Felix shouldn’t fix her because otherwise she...
Upper Stories: I’m not saying that the plot would... →
upperstories:
I’m not saying that the plot would be broken. I’m saying that the moral would be broken.
But let’s just say that Felix DID fix Vanellope. He had three big chances to, when he first met her and fixed her kart, and when he was with her on the bridge, both before ad after Ralph left for…
I thought it was impossible for him to do so?
The damage that caused her to become a...
dweebscar:
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dweebscar:
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP” the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
Headcanon #2162: Its not cannibalism!
wir-headcanons:
The non living candy in Sugar Rush is different from the sentient candy the same way humans are different from cows. They are made of the same thing but they aren’t the same species so it is NOT cannibalism.
From: vanvonschweetz
Yeah these “omg cannibalism” posts are getting really tedious.